They're in the bar by this time, and Jayne settles himself on a bench with a lot of clear space.
Some nights are nights for 'accidentally' shoving someone else and havin' some good clean bruisin' fun, but tonight is probably not that nice.
"Huh! You tellin' me you ever been drunk with Simon when Simon's been sober enough to notice whether you was droolin'? 'cause if you're sellin' that story, I ain't buyin' it."
If Jayne can drink Kaylee under the table, he's fairly sure he can drink Simon under the stool, the bench, and probably the tiny stepladder for good measure.
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Some nights are nights for 'accidentally' shoving someone else and havin' some good clean bruisin' fun, but tonight is probably not that nice.
"Huh! You tellin' me you ever been drunk with Simon when Simon's been sober enough to notice whether you was droolin'? 'cause if you're sellin' that story, I ain't buyin' it."
If Jayne can drink Kaylee under the table, he's fairly sure he can drink Simon under the stool, the bench, and probably the tiny stepladder for good measure.